The Zarna Garg Family Podcast

Turns out you can pay for an entire family vacation across Europe but still be the least attractive part of the trip. Mothers, let it be known that if you want to keep your kids alive, you will be the villain. That aside, tune in to hear our take on London, Paris, Germany, Netherlands Switzerland & Sweden. Yes, both the good AND the bad. So if you’re planning on a trip to any of these places, you better watch this episode first. Before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chelsea Handler is single, happy, and rich. Naturally, I need to investigate. This week, Chelsea joined us to talk marriage, being single, building a successful career, and why women are always the ones solving everybody’s problems. If you already have money, freedom, and peace, what exactly is a husband bringing to the table besides dirty laundry? I’ve been married for 30 years. Chelsea’s eggs have retired. But which one of us is actually happier? TUNE IN and let us know your thoughts below. And thank you to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Check that appointment off your to-do list with Zocdoc at https://zocdoc.com/zarna #sponsored And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Okay, you guys want the drama? Geneva, Switzerland is where my husband and I first lived together after getting married. You can say it’s where the “love brewed,” if Indians were capable of such feeling… We bought our kids here to relive none of those memories, however. We’re reminiscing about slapping ducks, feeling like a loser wife, and banning my kids from having fun in Lake Geneva. Yup, that sounds more like us. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The husband is out. The chores are out. All are jobs…also likely out. We left no details behind NEO, the first humanoid robot that’s actually ready to be in your homes. If you’re thinking this all sounds bizarre, you’re not wrong. If you think you won’t be shocked from everything we learned about AI, you ARE wrong. Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/ZARNA #squarepod And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You don’t have manners…and it shows. This week, we’re debating what etiquette actually means, where good manners end and basic hygiene begins, and why people of color are often held to a completely different standard than White people. Is showing up clean and polished a sign of respect? Is it a survival strategy when you’re a person of color? We get into ALL of it. Cleanliness. Culture. White Privilege. Tune in and pick a side. We want to hear your thoughts below. Thank you to this week's sponsor. Function provides 160+ lab tests for $1/day and member pricing on advanced imaging. Join at https://www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA and use code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’ve got a long list of problems, and so do you. The only difference is we’re talking about it and we’re not afraid to hurt feelings. This week, we’re exposing our pet peeves with each other, with America, with our friends, our family, even YOU. Yes, you. We’re bothered, and it’s about time we do something about it. Comment down below what your biggest crash outs have been about because we want to weigh in! Thank you to this week’s sponsor, Zocdoc. Zocdoc lets you search and compare high-quality, in-network doctors. Visit https://www.Zocdoc.com/zarna to get started. And before you go, text a question to +1 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are we shopping addicts? Are YOU a shopping addict? Is retail therapy justified? We're no strangers to shopping, but we've learned a few things (good and bad) that we're opening up about on today's episode. Overall light...few fights, valid debates, and more. Let us know below what your shopping habits are and are you a green bubble or blue bubble? Thank you to this week's sponsor. Join at https://www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA and use code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you've read my book, you know my brother saved my life. Seriously. But that's not the only reason he's my favorite sibling. In today's special, learn all about my brother, why he's my favorite (and shockingly, I am not his), and the importance of siblinghood in all its beauty AND chaos. You can read so much more about our story in my memoir, This American Woman: https://a.co/d/0eULa22p Thank you to this week's sponsor. Head to https://www.cozyearth.com and use my code ZARNA for up to 20% off. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As you may have heard, I was welcomed into Berlin, Germany by being locked in the Hermès bathroom for over an hour with possibly the worst staff I've ever met. No apology and constant reluctance to help. This episode is now a full family heated debate over luxury stores and how we let them abuse us. It's a raw, honest, and real discussion, and it ended with a pledge I've made that shocked my family. Do you agree with us? Are you also shopping at luxury stores? We want to hear your perspective because it's an understatement to say that ours have changed. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You've all heard the bickering. You've see the side eyes. After listening to all your requests for lighter podcast episodes, we've been holding off on publishing this episode, until we realized what we honor the most is delivering, raw, honest takes you can relate to that no one else is openly talking about. If you are not a fan of deep podcast episodes, we request you stay tuned for our next episode which will be much happier and full of laughs. If you're curious about our marriage or trying to relate to imperfect marriages, this might just be for you! Thank you to this week's sponsor. Function provides 160+ lab tests for $1/day and member pricing on advanced imaging. Join at https://www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA and use code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices.…

Each one of the Garg's have secrets, but the real juicy part is that we are also snitchers. Today's episode exposes both the lies we tell each other, and the backstabbers who can't keep their word. Let us know below who gets your A grade (or even F grade as long as it's not me). Thank you to this week's sponsor. Square helps you run your business more smoothly. Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/ZARNA. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When you try to do one good thing...it ends up in disaster. This special is just proof. What we hoped to be a once in lifetime meaningful family outing turned into a disaster very fast. Nonetheless, I am happy to have at the very least monetized our misery. Comment down below your take on this situation, unless you have anything good to say about my husband. In that case, just keep quiet. Thank you to this week's sponsors: For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code ZARNA at https://www.oneskin.co/ZARNA. Head to https://www.zocdoc.comZARNA to get started and check that appointment off your to-do list!And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our friends are planning million-dollar vacations. We’re planning how to survive an international tour without losing our minds (or our luggage). But somewhere between flights and green rooms, we’re still sneaking in summer memories beyond work, because apparently my kids need “quality time” and not just my credit card. Tune in and hear what’s on our Summer bucket list, and please comment down below what’s on yours 😉 And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You can call it a vacation to the Caribbean, Spain, or the farthest possible location from my mother in law, but packing and unpacking night just be the one thing that ruins it all. If you’re overdramatic of course, which my kids are. What are we packing, what are our tips, and what are some travel secrets we should’ve kept to ourself (Spoiler alert, one of the Garg’s doesn’t wear clean socks and I am getting a DNA test asap). Thank you to this week's sponsors. Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to https://www.Quince.com/zarna for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Function provides 160+ lab tests for $1/day and member pricing on advanced imaging. Join at https://www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA and use code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting! Learn more about…

A family trip never comes without its chaos. While I was reliving one of my favorite childhood memories, each one of my kids, and of course my husband, had their own issues. Regardless, we get to the bottom of whether or not Niagara Falls is worth the hype. And spoiler alert, I don’t care what anyone else says, I LOVED it. Thank you to this week's sponsors. Square helps you run your business more smoothly . Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/ZARNA. Start therapy with BetterHelp.Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Questions you’re too scared to ask, we answered. What do men/women look for in a partner? What’s the worst reason someone ended a date? Does age matter? We bring in premiere matchmaker Anip Patel once again to spill the industry secrets, and you don’t want to miss it. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some of the best advice we’ve ever received come in the form of quotes, and if my kids would stop bullying me for one second, they would see why quotes are so special. Please comment down below and share what quotes mean the most to you, and we’ll pick some of our favorite! And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WHO ARE WE ATTRACTED TO? 😭 I asked a simple question and somehow ended up learning way too much about my children. We are not holding back while we shamelessly reveal whether looks are more important than intelligence (don’t listen to m kids on this), argue about gender roles, and expose the qualities we find most attractive and most unattractive in people. Subscribe for more unhinged opinions no one asked for. Thank you to our sponsor for today's episode. Function provides 160+ lab tests for $1/day and member pricing on MRI and CT scans. Join at https://www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA or use gift code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit toward your membership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode pretty much sums up our family chaos perfectly. What I thought would be a fun, light conversation about my favorite cleaning hacks, rainbow soaps, and keeping a house somewhat under control somehow turned into my kids making it all about themselves and their feelings. Veer was generally unproblematic in this episode, so I was a little guilty that I forget about him sometimes. If you have more than two kids, you understand. If you don't, please keep your opinions in a clean, clearly labeled container away from me. And thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. You don’t have to say yes to everything this summer. Find support in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at https:www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You asked for a fun beach episode and we listened. That was our first mistake. But we did get an exceptional podcast episode out of it! Come to the beach with us and watch every one of my plans collapse in real time. If you laugh, we're booking another vacation. If you don't laugh, we're still booking another vacation. Where should we go next? Thank you to our sponsor's for this week's episode: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Stay focused and energized with Neuro Gum and mints, get more clarity in your everyday tasks (with fresh breath), or even try their sleeping mints with code ZARNA at https://neurogum.com/discount/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We tried everything. A beach. A pool. Even leaving the kids behind. Somehow, every attempt at fun turned into anxiety, complaints, and logistical failures. At this point, we’re starting to suspect that “fun” just isn’t a thing and we’re all lying to ourselves. Tune in and let us know what we are doing wrong. Is anybody else feeling the same way? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Everyone in this family has insecurities. Some are deep. Some are dumb. Some could’ve been solved with one scoop of ice cream a decade ago. In this episode, the we expose our biggest insecurities. Zoya presents her ongoing anxiety portfolio. My boys spiral. I overshare. Not sure what was going on with Shalabh This may be healing. This may have given us each blackmail material. Hard to tell. Tune in!Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are bringing adult kids into casinos, surrounded by alcohol and drunk gamblers, to work at my live shows. Do I feel bad? Shalabh thinks I should, but I couldn't be prouder of my decision and I can't wait to tell you why. Tune in while I share more about these kids who have been working out of casinos. And no, I am NOT ashamed. You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How do we show love in a household that never says ”I love you?” My kids surprised me with a Mother’s Day special and let’s just say, I was uncomfortable. And no, it wasn’t entirely Shalabh’s fault. But luckily for all of you…it was actually a sweet memory. No fighting. No bickering. Just uncomfortable moments of…okay, I’ll say it. Love. Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are calling Zoya’s acne ‘pepperoni pizza. Shalabh is calling his wife names only she would say to her mother in law. I don't want to hear any of you say name-calling is not unheard of in your home, But fine, we can ignore your problems for a second and tune in to ours to decide whether these phony apologies are worth believing. And thank you to our sponsors this week! Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for 50% off your first year. Join at https://functionhealth.com/ZARNA or use gift code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit toward your membership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There’s one comedian and entrepreneur in this house, yet everybody wants to steal my jokes as if they’ve got a single funny bone in their body. There’s plagiarism in the classroom, but also between siblings, spouses (🙄), friends, coworkers, etc. How are we dealing with it and should it be an honor or a sign of disrespect? Tune in! Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Pebl helps you hire, pay, and manage talent. Go to https://www.hipebl.ai to get a free estimate.Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for 50% off your first year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

These conversations actually shouldn’t be that difficult. Tell your friends they look bad, or that their opinions don’t matter. But for some reason, confessing to each other in today’s episode hurt some feelings. Tune in, because in a surprising turn of events, we might just support each other 🙄. Than you to our sponsors for this week's episode. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Refresh your spring wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/ZARNA for free shipping and 365-day returns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I let my youngest son get away with anything he wants, and I'n not even ashamed. Zoya cries too much, but says she has too many responsibilities. Today we talk about BIRTH ORDER. Who wears the crown, who made our lives a nightmare, and how did we deal with it all? Than you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Pebl helps you hire, pay, and manage talent. Go to https://www.hipebl.ai to get a free estimate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Leaving private school was one of the messiest decisions we ever made… and somehow, still the best one. We lost friendships. Burned bridges. Our kids paid for a decision we weren’t even sure was right at the time. The quiet panic of wondering if you just messed up your kid’s entire future swamped us. And no one tells you what that actually feels like. Today’s episode goes there. Public vs. Private School — the truth no one says out loud. And thank you to our sponsors this week! Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for 50% off your first year. The RealReal is the most trusted name in authenticated luxury resale, Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://www.TheRealReal.com/zarna. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are trying to lose weight, and we’re not too sure it’s going well. Don’t take anything we say as proper medical advice (I am begging you), but in this episode, the kids are making a fuss about what is NOT helping anyone lose weight, and the rest of us weigh in on what has been really helping us meet our health goals. Thank you to our sponsor's for this week's episode. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Go to https://www.DRINKAG1.com/ZARNA to get an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2 for FREE in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! Only while supplies last. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do not offer me your snacks. I already know you made a bad decision. The Garg’s share our favorite (and sometimes disgusting) cravings, force each other to taste them, and then act shocked when your protein rich, super "gut" healthy suggestions taste like trash. Some people are not snack people. They are just liars. And thank you to our sponsors this week! Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to TheRealReal.com/zarna. Go to DRINKAG1.com/ZARNA to get an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2 for FREE in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! Own your health for $365 a year. Visit www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA or use gift code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit toward your membership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our pants are missing, Shalabh wants credit for parenting he didn’t do (which is all of it), and let’s just say one of the Gargs shrunk a $10,000 jacket that wasn’t theirs in the first place. Tears, drama, and somehow still some laughter in this week’s episode. Tune in and tell us in the comments who gets your A grade. Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Grateful every day that my husband and I don’t communicate, but irritated, annoyed, and stressed out that after spending THOUSANDS on getting all my kids cellphones, they can’t even pick up a call. Is it okay to not text back your family, your friends, and even your significant other? Tune in…we have opinions. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for 50% off your first year. The RealReal is the most trusted name in authenticated luxury resale, Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://www.TheRealReal.com/zarna. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Someone has to say it….wearing sunglasses indoors, your [fake] fur jacket, and your lab grown diamonds do not make you cool, and I’m not afraid to break the news. No matter how hard my husband tried, in 27 years, I discovered 0 aura. So what actually makes someone cool? Is it money? Confidence? Mystery? Tune in to this week’s episode to find out whether all hope is officially los or if there’s still a small, flickering chance to be cool at your age. Thank you to our sponsor. Zocdoc is a FREE app and website that helps you find and book high quality, in-network doctors. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All kids are dramatic. Mine. Yours. Broadway-level performances. To the moms everyone calls the “bad cop,” who run the entire household with zero thanks, and a husband who never leaves the couch, this one is especially for you. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://www.The RealReal.com/zarna. Go to DRINKAG1.com/ZARNA to get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler to try all the flavors, plus FREE Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! Go to hipebl.ai to get a free estimate for your AI-powered global Human Resources platform. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paid for the seats. Worked the event. Are live events a legitimately fun family event, or just another excuse to exhaust out moms like they need another thing on their plate. Function gives you access to 160+ lab tests each year, for $365 a year. Visit www.functionhealth.com/zarna and use gift code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit toward your membership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let’s cut to the truth…you’re alone this Valentine’s Day. You’ll be watching IG posts of “happy couples,” hoping a barely decent man could cover your dinner. Why are we crying over relationship? I would be so happy if I was single right now. Tune in to hear why we’re better off from our recent heartbreaks. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Start your free trial and get 50% off your first year of total money clarity using link www.monarch.com/zarna or code ZARNA. Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to www.TheRealReal.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is it odd for men to have skincare routines?Are you cleaner with 30 steps in your routine or just obnoxious?Are expensive products actually better? All this was supposed to be a peaceful skincare episode, yet it ended in chaos. To absolutely no one’s surprise. Shop the infamous body oil and other products mentioned in the episode here: https://shopmy.us/shop/collections/3794272 Thank you to our sponsors for today’s episode. Achieve your financial goals for good. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for half off your first year. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re exhausted, overbooked, under-slept… and still convinced we’re not doing enough. In this episode, we unpack whether that feeling means untapped potential or if we’re just constantly unsatisfied — and you just might question your own feelings too. Thank you to our sponsors for today’s episode. Achieve your financial goals for good. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for half off your first year. Go to https://www.wildalaskan.com/ZARNA for $35 off your first box of premium, wild-caught seafood. Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://www.TheRealReal.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Should the respect you’re owed depend on where you went to school? Shalabh believes so…and for that reason, today’s new episode is filled with drama, unnecessary opinions and maybe even an unhappy marriage. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Go to www.DRINKAG1.com/ZARNA for FREE AG1 Travel Packs, Vitamin D3+K2, and a AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! Own your health for $365 a year. That’s a dollar a day. Learn more and join at www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We can’t stand living with each other. From messy habits to unbearable personality traits, we expose each other for the habits we wish we didn’t have to live with. Thank you to our sponsors for this week’s episode. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for half off your first year. Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://www.TheRealReal.com/zarna. Order The Other Side of Change by Maya Shankar on Amazon here: https://a.co/d/araUPNK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We were never traditional parents. Now our kids are adults, and somehow even less prepared for the real world. Tune into the FIRST episode of the new year, where we expose whether our kids are ready for adulthood after all. Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-zarna-garg-show/id1699849965 Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/zarna-garg BOOK YOUR TICKET TODAY! Website: https://zarnagarg.com/ Instagram : @ZarnaGarg Podcast : @zarnagargfamilypodcast #podcast #family #indian #comedy #newyorkcity #culture #asia #usa #healthy #parenting Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Charge your kids rent! There is no reason your grown kids need to be living for free, and we explain why. Tune in as we talk about spending on luxury brands, becoming independent from your parents, and spending money to make money. Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The fight that split my husband and I: Do we expect our children to give up their lives and money for us? Tune in on our rerun of our top hits for the holiday, and comment below who gets the A grade. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://www.The RealReal.com/zarna. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Every year we set resolutions. We rarely talk about the ones we didn’t keep. In today’s episode, we reveal the goals we failed, why they fell apart, and how honestly...how we're still blaming each other for it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is he just not into you? Flirting rules, red flags, green flags, and more. On today’s episode, we share our disastrous dating stories, what to look for when meeting someone new, and how to know when you’re just wasting your time. Check out https://www.squarespace.com/ZARNA for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: ZARNA to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Get $35 off your first box of wild-caught, sustainable seafood—delivered right to your door. Go to: https://www.wildalaskan.com/ZARNA. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

No one teaches you how to build a business with your family. We fight, we talk over each other, we take things too personally, and most times, we aren’t even on the same team. Tune into this very raw and real episode of the frustration and drama of building a career around family. Thank you to our sponsor, Finance Dad, for dad-coded money and life advice. Email financedadpodcast@gmail.com to book your 1:1 consultation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys smuggled girls into their parents’ apartment, Brij drove without permission, and Shalabh somehow had the nerve to call Zarna an “ABSENTEE mom” despite not changing a single diaper or knowing where his kids are for the last 26 years. This chaotic spinoff is the episode everybody was waiting for. We’re spilling every secret the kids hid from their parents… and every secret we hid from each other in our marriage. There is yelling. There are hurt feelings. Someone might pack a bag. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. This December, start a new tradition by taking care of you. Our listeners get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://www.TheRealReal. com/zarna. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Everybody is single, they know it, and they need to solve it. So we brought in premiere matchmaker Anip Patel, the man trusted by billionaire families, to break down what top bachelors actually want and what you can start doing today to avoid a life of being alone and sad. Thank you to our sponsor, Finance Dad, for dad-coded money and life advice. Email financedadpodcast@gmail.com to book your 1:1 consultation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From starting a tomato sauce company to launching matchmaking services, Zarna Garg’s entrepreneurial spirit has always been on display. But when daughter Zoya Garg dragged her to an open-mic event and introduced her mother to the world of stand-up comedy, the older Garg seemed skeptical. Fast-forward six years later. Now, Zarna Garg has streaming comedy specials, a best-selling book and millions of followers on social media. Host Elahe Izadi spoke with Zarna and Zoya at The Washington Post’s Global Women’s Summit. Before a live audience, the three explore Zarna’s journey to finding comedy, the changing face of the industry on social media, and how it’s never too late to launch a second act in life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices